You know you are getting old when....

nice.... just texting my bro. he aint replied the lazy fuck. think he took possession of the lil farm hes bought in whangarei yesterday....nice looking spot

 

that's the biggest pepper grinder I ever saw.

 

You know you're getting old when.....you post on this thread

 

no, you are confusing age with boredom... (it happens to old people)

 

So your old and bored

 

i used to be.... ive aged a lil since....

 

When the chains in your sex dungeon have gone rusty and the bolts are Whitworth thread.......

 

and you use paraffin oil on em instead of wd40?

 

is that like Loctite?

 

it works well with wood.... i hear you work with wood so youl be grand....so ya will

 

My saying is actually with wood I'm good !

 

i can't even facepalm anymore.. not that it bothers me personally. The Forum needs an "18 Certificate" section doesn't it? wouldn't this be an easier solution? I volunteer well over 50% of members stray into "lewd territory" occasionally.

 

ie volunteer i have personally never been "lewd" ever..... or even 45% of the time....

 

that's only 'cos you can't spell rude..

 

I’m sorry if I offended anyone.

But i’ll take my punishment - I know I have been a bad boy.

A very very bad boy.............

 

1st of June is gypsy day for farms. It was fucking chaos this year!
I am in whangarei too. Well, Kamo to be precise but meh!

 

Lol, been trying to "spice" things up in the boudoir if you get my drift!

 

Lol, you know you're getting old when, the last 2 posts you made, you thought were in the "what you have done today" thread!
Can a mod move them there please?

 

You know you're getting old when Facebook brings up a "memory" post of Motorhead playing at the Eden Project - and you realise that was five years ago (the last time they ever played in the UK)...