Want a second a lap quicker for 60 quid?

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by hyperetard, May 6, 2012.

  1. Colonic irrigation before a track day!! £60 and you can lose 7kg of faecal matter which is sitting in your gut slowing your bike down..apparently the top riders do this before racing...the average gut has 2-7kg of it lurking, giving you bad breath and farts.......your wife will thank you for clean pants too!!!!.
    :redface::tongue:
     
  2. £60 - pah! Vindaloo and a few pints will do the same thing for half of that!
     
  3. yeah but that will mess your pants up big style and incur the wrath of the washing machine operative:smile:
     
  4. Top riders do it !!! That's just what they told you when you found three of them in a camper van, upside down with their kecks off and pushing tubes up there backsides .....

    I do the same with a mean home-made veg curry and two cans of guinness .... always gives the next mornings dump that unmistakable 'whooosh' of emptiness :upyeah:
     
  5. A skinfull of Newcastle Brown does the same job:upyeah:
     
  6. i guess a skinful of nukey brun is cheaper....sorted:cool:
     
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