Rossi's Bird Pregnant...

I’d have had her pregnant 30 seconds after her becoming my bird


30 seconds tops and on a good day at that

 

That means well played and what a rich lady you're now.

 

A baby Luca Marini, she might of got confused.

 

That also explains the Viagra inspired crash helmet.

 

Same same, but that would include 25 seconds recovery for me

 

Retirement due then

 

@bradders I was thinking that one as well,but that's Not in his vocabulary,and besides he's got one more championship left in him.

 

One more year with Petronas then retirement and then fire up the VR46 Motogp team.

 

@WAYNE ...and don't forget the mistresses.

 

Two stroke?

 

Not a chance. I’d love to see it, but will never happen.

 

Thought you were going to say 1 more child in him

 

I’d say he’s been practicing it in his motor home for years And years judging by the way he always stands up on his pegs and for all to see puts his fruit his and veg Back in position.. X

 

I am guessing the electronic safety measures on the Yamaha are not as good as on the Ducati...

 

So the Yamaha will stop him from "tucking it in"?

 

Hang on. I thought Rossi was a bummer? I hope this story isn’t true. I won’t be able to taunt his fan boys with rumours of bummery any more.

Drat.

And that Robbie Williams is a bummer as well. Ohh yes....

 

He’s probably going to need that little blue pill with 45 more Yet to cum.... x

 

I always thought that as well, and his fans used to say ‘it doesn’t matter what gender he is, he’s brill’ now they will be able to say ‘he’s not anymore - maybe’ so ner.
Is bummer a gender?

 

When yore as rich & famous as those fellas, you'll try anything once