Pesky Teslas

Slower than my petrol

 

I tried to spank a monkey some years ago while on holiday in Thailand. We were staying in a beachfront villa on a hotel complex and left the door to the villa open for a moment . In walked a monkey and headed straight for the fruit basket on the table. Obviously well used to guests leaving villas open. I saw the little chap and thought I`d persuade him to leave the fruit behind. Big mistake , he opened his mouth as if he had a flip top head (pez bars , remember ) and revealed what can only be described as a fuck off set of teeth. At this point I decided the fruit was probably less important to me than to him so I stood back and let him finish scooping it all up.
So there you are boys and girls, spanking the monkey is not only wrong but can be bad for your health too.

 

Similar story in Mombasa. Little bastards....

 

I wonder if it was the same one, small fellow covered in dark fur. Something like this .

 

Yeah, like them. Vicious looking fuckers with bright blue arses.

 

Have you been watching the porn version of Avatar again ?

 

Sorry ... my bad. I meant to say 3 ... in fact I’m sure @Fire3500 is correct at 3.2 seconds. I’m not really one to worry about a few 10ths myself. It’s bloomin’ quick is all I know!

 

The roadster is rumoured to be pretty quick.
https://motorillustrated.com/tesla-...late that would make the Roadster even faster.

 

Is Mercedes better looking than his previous troublesome girlfriend - fancy shatting herself, was she from New Zealand like our @chizel ?

 

For our antipodean friends
https://www.covercraft.com/us/en/comfysheep

 

You know in the future these Tesla things will have an 800 mile range batteries will weigh not a lot and the 0-60 will be the day before yesterday....these things are gonna be mega in a few decades simple as

 

Or non existent

 

that's better than a Delorean!

 

Be interesting to see where it all goes but we are where we are now and was not too long ago it was horses for transport and development these days is fast and furious ...nope it’s coming unfortunately

 

That is unbelievable quick ...it reminds me of first getting on a tube after trundling around in old diesel stock

 

I had a go with a model S on my 1299 a few years back.
Ducati’s are a bastard to launch as it is

He did me off the line comfortably! But it was all over once I got in to second and third and the front stopped going skywards.

they’re very quick to 60. Effortlessly and impressively so. After 60 they’re fairly easy pickings though on a 1000.

Speaking of cars. I had a go in the new Turbo S a while back (911) .. they’re ridiculous over a 1/4 mile!

 

Ffs, another one for training in punctuation

 

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There you go, have a full stop.

 

Bet you read that over and over