Best Present Ever?

Did you write it yourself?

 

It’s a trap

 

Definitely after summat

 

She's taken a lover and your second in the queue these days.

 

Ducbird, are you sending these out in lieu of the Halfords trade cards?

 

what did the front of the card look like?

 

...said no wife ever...

 

Probably pregnant....

 

She’s taken a life insurance policy out on you Ricky my boy.

Did the card enclose a GroupOn voucher for a “Swimming With Sharks” experience followed by dinner which includes a Fugu Blowfish sushi tasting platter?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/magazine-18065372.amp

 

Congrats Ricky. Not quite in the same league but my Mrs gave me a fancy new RST Airbag race suit for my birthday.
Some birds are keepers

 

A belated April fools.

 

No no Scud. I know Rickys wife and she ain’t like that.





Oh, sorry Ricky. Did I not mention that before