The Man with 10-Stone Testicles.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Wrecked, Jun 23, 2013.

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  1. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:



    With a title like that I'm not sure I can resist watching.

    C4 9pm Monday 24th.





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    #1 Wrecked, Jun 23, 2013
  2. Thought for a moment then, this was a personal update from Nelson, but hopefully without pics!!!
     
    #2 TT600, Jun 23, 2013
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  3. ?

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    #3 Wrecked, Jun 23, 2013
  4. This condition is nothing new, i believe it's generally referred to as "marriage!"


    Badoom tish!







    I'm here all week!
     
    #4 Quarrybends, Jun 24, 2013
  5. Its just a load of b*llox.
     
    #5 Ghost Rider, Jun 24, 2013
  6. Anyone that rides at the TT has the same problem...
     
    #6 Bluehawk, Jun 24, 2013
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    He carries the crate to rest them on!!!!

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    #7 chrisw, Jun 24, 2013
  8. I feel his pain...:frown:
     
    #8 Nelson, Jun 24, 2013
  9. Poor man. Felt sorry for him. Had a great sense of humour, but I suppose you kind of have to.

    Thanks to him though, I told my girlfriend that's what would happen to me if she didn't tend to my needs. Sleeping on the couch tonight. :frown:
     
    #9 yets, Jun 24, 2013
  10. #10 TT600, Jun 25, 2013
  11. 10/10 for innovative use of a sweatshirt / fleece, though........

    .......puts his legs into the arms for trousers and 'excuse me while I zip my balls in'.............

    .........I wonder if he wear a cravat around the 'neck' to keep the draught out..........
     
    #11 Ghost Rider, Jun 25, 2013
  12. Lost my vote when he asked the surgeon if he could sell what they remove on ebay!
     
    #12 Richard 1200, Jun 25, 2013
  13. I couldn't believe he wanted to sell them on the bay ..... Yuk
     
    #13 He11cat, Jun 25, 2013
  14. He's American and from the commercial/make believe capital of the world - Las Vegas
     
    #14 Richard 1200, Jun 25, 2013
  15. What could anyone have done with them anyway?

    My thoughts are....1) Hollowed them out and had them stuffed as a pillow or cushion.

    2) Plastic surgery for an elephant needing a nose job.

    3) Re-felting the shed.

    4) Re-tread for two tyres.

    5) Motorcycle seat upholstery.

    6) Several pairs of shoes.

    7) A leather jacket.

    8) Draught excluders.

    9) Roof tilers knee pads.

    10) Scrotum soup.

    11) Scouring pads.

    ...........Oh and, 12) A cuddly toy........or one of those Hopper things.

    AL
     
    #15 Ghost Rider, Jun 25, 2013
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  16. #16 Rudolph Hart, Jun 25, 2013
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  17. my wife called me a fifteen stone ballbag.
     
    #17 idrinkbeer, Jun 25, 2013
  18. That's an interesting telephone/home delivery service...:wink:
     
    #18 Rudolph Hart, Jun 25, 2013
  19. Have you ever heard of Ripley's Believe It Or Not? They pay good money for weird stuff.
     
    #19 Pete1950, Jun 25, 2013
  20. OK, thanks for that Pete.................I'll give them a call....................London or the States?
     
    #20 Ghost Rider, Jun 25, 2013
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