It seems my Associate and I managed to upset at least 2 car drivers on the A4 today by making their penises diminish in size as we overtook them despite their best efforts to block us My man enjoyed himself emmensely today and he did well. Andy
You haven’t caught Covid have you? I believe it was one of the symptoms last year Sorry when I say “I believe” that should be “some (mindless feckwits) believed”
We’ve had a good day at Alnwick Castle. Lots of Harry Potter activities. The kids enjoyed broomstick training
Used by the lower orders I beleive for wiping the exit orifice after using ones toilet facilities. Used to be available in toilets strung together with string in one corner and could be read whilst in the act. Higher order would always use the second basin called a bidet or a foot bath in Salford. Upper classes now use fresh litters of Labrador puppies. Hope that clears up the whole messy situation.
Today charity shop shopping, 2 pairs of Levis and a pair of loake boat shoes. Grand total of £12. Swopped out the rear shock on the BMW and replaced the side stand switch which had an intermittent fault. Watered my plant yet again.
Moved one of my old bikes out from the workshop into the garden.Couldn't have done it without the help from my chief mechanic,Mrs Mervyn.Take some photos of the bike tomorrow and probably put it up for sale on Car and Classic.
Had to replace both tyres on the KTM ADV 990 due to a front puncture t'other day; nearly £250 lighter for the pleasure. F**K! Of course when you dismount the wheels you start thinking about pads, fork seals, deep cleaning etc etc etc a Concatenation of wee jobs that I have been kicking down the road for months; double F**K!! To add insult to injury I put ma back out removing the inner mudguard for a clean , refurb and paint TRIPPLE F**k!!! Now I will be laid up for days; quadruple F**K wi' knobs on with a free "C'monty-feck!" thrown in - thank the maker for strong, cheap drink as C3PO said, metal twat that he is. Bah-humbug
