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Given the choice between spending time with one or the other^^^ the swimming baby would certainly come second.

 

So would the Prostitute to be fair.

 

Surely the only people he could sue would be his parents. After all he was just a baby in their care and they would have been the ones who gave the permission?

 

They’re probably skint enough not to be able to cough up anything of worth.