War Wound/imbecile Thread. (mild Gore)

That’s also survived two motorbike crashes (one of which broke my leg), though as I don’t want to risk finding out if “third time’s a charm” has any empirical basis, I now wear a G-Shock on track days.

 

Impressive but im afraid nothing comes close to real mans pain than having your farmers cut out.

 

Eh?

 

I'm not even going to go into details, but there are things I did thirty/forty years ago still make me wince to think of today. That's a 50/50 mix of horror and embarrassment.

Sean Lock got the embarrassment part spot on.

 

Farmer Giles = piles?

Need some of these gloves maybe?

 

The result of someone pulling out in front of me back in august. Unfortunately even a Batman plaster couldn’t fix the bike.

 

Pulling that plaster off must have hurt.

 

oh dear my first thought as well. Didn’t have the heart to post it! Anyway it looks OK. Hand will heal

 

Wish I could wave my Willy in this weather. Confuse it with my Levi fly button.

 

There must be a way.

 

Bigger buttons maybe? They don’t call me press stud for nothing.

 

fell.off a moped pissing about a few weeks back.

 

Thought I could make out a face in that bruise, Keith Moon?