Random 'ducati' Picture Thread

Looking at their facial expressions it could be a threesome on the cards with the photographer.

 

Looks like a Mother and Daughter to me.

 

I think the pose is wrong, way to sexual for mum & offspring.

 

Mother and offspring!!

 

WTL, you spend far too much time at Oakley Sainburys.

 

Agreed. But the cats must have their charcoal-grilled chicken!

 

Feed the cats to the chickens then eat the chickens, far better result all round

 

Don't your cats insist you go to Waitrose for their chow!?

 

Back on two wheels with this baby.

 

Ciao @Luca Raggi - che succede? Mi dispiace ma cuesta zona e solo per i imaggi di Ducati motocicletti!

 

Just a trim sir or a full back and sides.

 

I'm liking this from Walt Siegel,
https://i1.wp.com/waltsiegl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/IMG_9738-1-e1554990402467.jpg
Price is a bit steep though, starting from £62,000 !

 

Ah, the chicken or the cat riddle!

 

They're not mine, they're my sister's. Four of them. I go round there and they immediately mill about my feet. I basically screwed myself, there!

The blind one half crawls up my leg, and it breaks my heart.

 

Hit about 95 before pulling the visor down, at which point I couldn't read the clocks, and given how the throttle's so sensitive all it takes is a stray thought and you're going 10 - 15 faster, I probably exceeded the ton. Steady as a rock and accelerates like one going off a cliff.



I didn't pull in for a drink. I just saw some bins.

Edit, since @Ducbird seems to be missing my shots in this thread...

 

Why didn't you check out that stunning garden & patio.

 

I should have angled the shot so all you could see was "Stunning".

But the serious answer would be that my dip isn't working! I do so hope it's just the bulb.

 

Have you tried Viagra tablets for this problem.

 

I did used to take these little blue pills that were good for that.