Were You Naughty Or Nice? What Did Santa Bring You?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Dec 25, 2021.

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  1. I did very well :)

    In no particular order:

    Tickets to see Paul Carrack, Stereophonics, Vintage Trouble and the Proclaimers
    Bob Mortimer biography
    A one off commissioned painting of Diggle Reservoir
    Set of biking thermals
    Some speciality coffee
    Some pasta (which I’d been searching for a few months and couldn’t find anywhere)
    Various chocolates and brandy snaps
    Gardening stool

    Still got #1 sons and family’s presents to come when they arrive this evening from Scotland :)
     
    #1 El Toro, Dec 25, 2021
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  2. And also in no particular order….

    Fuck all

    See, there is a God….
     
    #2 Mary Hinge, Dec 25, 2021
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  3. I like my wife naughty!
     
    #3 Vader, Dec 25, 2021
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  4. Battery charger and a rubber floor mat.
     
    #4 Petsmith, Dec 25, 2021
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  5. My son got Covid + result at 8pm last night.
     
    #5 Cream_Revenge, Dec 25, 2021
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  6. A 12 inch black rubber horse cock.

    Thanks Grandma.

    I jest. This Christmas it’s with my daughter and I hand her back to mum at 2pm, so that’s all I need. Front living room like a bomb site but she loved her unicorn that Father Christmas delivered. As well as the other 20 items from me and the family.

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    #6 Jewell, Dec 25, 2021
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  7. I got mine in slutty Santa lingerie making me breakfast and serving up the morning champagne
     
    #7 Advikaz, Dec 25, 2021
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  8. Photos or banned from the forum….
     
    #8 Jewell, Dec 25, 2021
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  9. Living the dream then?
     
    #9 Vader, Dec 25, 2021
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  10. You got to see a Nigerian sunrise at Christmas ;)
     
    #10 ducv2, Dec 25, 2021
  11. Isn’t that like saying, you got to see a sunrise from your prison cell window?
     
    #11 Jewell, Dec 25, 2021
  12. Don't feel sorry for @Mary Hinge he loves his job :joy::joy:
     
    #12 ducv2, Dec 25, 2021
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  13. Prefer the sun sets. Bastard heats died down and the days done. They look nicer too :)
     
    #13 Mary Hinge, Dec 25, 2021

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    Here you go
     
    #14 Advikaz, Dec 25, 2021
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  15. And another sweat fuck all! Wife and kids over in Lanzarote while me and my eldest son are stuck here with covid. Better times to come…
     
    #15 bettes, Dec 25, 2021
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  16. Whisky and chocolate. Which is a result.
     
    #16 ducv2, Dec 25, 2021
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  17. Jesus, you’ve made this wank extra difficult but for the team, I will complete this task….
     
    #17 Jewell, Dec 25, 2021
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  18. Solid gifting from the missus :joy:

    I’ve met my match.

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    #18 Advikaz, Dec 25, 2021
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  19. Awesome. Just check her DBS and Mental Health notes (slip a doctor some cold hard cash) and that’s wifey material.

    Edit: just thought, try and put an extra one in front of the other digits (ignoring the digits she will have inside your anus)…..
     
    #19 Jewell, Dec 25, 2021
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  20. clearly i was nice(obviously) one whole bottle of Balvenie. i thank you. which i guess means, she wants to be naughty.
    Dirry Dirry Girl.
     
    #20 finm, Dec 25, 2021
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