Who’s Working Through Christmas And New Year’.

I wish I was at work, the mrs wants to go to fuckin IKEA today!

 

Noooo.

We went out yesterday to a furniture shop, we bought a new sette (2 actually) her reasoning is because we weren’t allowed to go skiing I’m having new furniture! I asked does the same apply to me so can I have a new Ducati, nope, one way street this marriage

 

Shit, drastic action is needed.

Set the car on fire, start smoking weed in the house, shave your head, support Sunderland football club, sleep with her sister. ANYTHING to divert her attention….

 

I think we can return to DEFCON 3, we may be going to furniture village instead which is down the road and not 30 miles away, money may be spent (which is why we are at level 3 and not 5) but it certainly won’t be spent on candles, throws and cushions

 

We do, however they don’t listen

 

If I could I would be working along side him………But thanks for your reply.

 

How long have you been married?

 

27 years in March

 

So you must have learnt the old leave the house before she wakes up trick by now then.

 

Sorry, did you say something dear?

;-)

 

Yes and stay out until she goes to bed

 

So in the end I managed to avoid us leaving the house but still managed to spend £2k and now faced with a shitload of plastering, decorating, new carpet and building furniture……….I knew there was something fishy going on when Tim Berners-Lee “gave away” his invention, free my arse!!!!!!


Today I plan to bring balance to the universe and go online to shop for a new motorbike!

 

Two words for a long and happy marriage "Yes Dear"

 

I was working today and tomorrow but it’s totally dead so I’ve booked tomorrow off