Aston Owners

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Advikaz, Feb 6, 2021.

  1. I saw the same. My nephew worked at the Swindon Porsche centre.
    Influencers aren't they? Not sure whether to moan about them or salute them.
     
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  2. :)
    Salute them, it can’t be easy making the content entertaining enough that peeps in enough numbers will finance your endeavour or sponsors jump on board with you. :)
    Other than a fair few of the motorcycle tubers……..:mad:
     
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  3. Amazes me people don’t see the clue in the name….they are there to sell you stuff. And tell you how great their life is. Wtf would anyone sign up to see that?!
     
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  4. No problem with that mate. If you’ve got the brains, wit, luck and awareness fair play.
    I’m doing ok now but my fucking hair’s gone grey and I limp. Bollocks!!
     
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  5. They are absolutely lovely lads I must say. They're over for drinks tomorrow so I'll maybe know a bit more.
    One of them answered the door the other night in a designer ripped t shirt, with a bottle of beer and a fag in his hand.
    My lad said "he's the coolest person I've ever seen"
     
  6. He clearly hasn't seen me...:cool:
     
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  7. There are pills available for the latter...:punch::splat::splat::splat:
    :D
     
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  8. Nothing beats a spot of Christmas Day cottaging
     
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  9. “Like and Subscribe fans”…….

    *Thick Glaswegian accent*

    “Get to fuck, ya bawbag”
     
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  10. I know. I was offshore Ivory Coast in January and I tweaked my back. I went to see the medic and he gave me a blister pack of 10 tablets. He said take 2 before bed and one in the morning. Fuck me, I woke up feeling champion. Felt like doing a routine on one of those pommel horse things.
    I rang my Mrs (a nurse) to tell her of this marvelous medicinal discovery. Turns out the pills were rhino strength tramadol. She had a hairy fit and said don't take any more, they're highly addictive. No fekin wonder!!
     
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  11. And if you got a dad/mum with deep pockets, all the better :p
     
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  12. I'll take your word for it.
     
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  13. I had a M/C accident and was prescribed Tramadol for the back pain, they were amazing - until it was time to log off - f%ck me talk about sh%t a brick, side effects were constipation - Olympic gold medallist constipation, I ended up dealing with the pain rather than the side effects.
     
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  14. I’ve been on painkillers for years, and have got past the constipation stage. That’s after several rounds of piles and a hernia caused by all the straining!
     
  15. My mrs has been prescribed Cocodamol for a frozen shoulder similar side effects and she too preferred the pain to the side effects so is back to paracetamol instead, also after watching Dopesick is very wary of prescribed pain killers.
     
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  16. Much easier to glove up and pull it out than strain….

    That’s what my uncle said on my 5th birthday party anyways….
     
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  17. I think we are related
     
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  18. Family got me some cool bits for my birthday,

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