So what have you done today..?

You coming down South for a nice strong pint of Shandy.

 

Had a walk at the sea front this afternoon, plenty of birds to look at.

 

Someone told me to get fucked the other day. I have to say, the idea of it made me wince a little.

 

Ouch. I hope your elbow & better half are both OK.

 

You should be so lucky still pulling birds at your age.

 

I did have my right hip aching on my walk

 

The light weight car covers don't half chaff. Watch your paintwork

 

The same happened with a neighbours camper van.

 

Camper van, chaffing! Takes me back Bin time. Recycle week, loads of cardboard this week. Excitement mounts…

 

I think many on here could add to that aching parts list when out and about going about their business or just pleasure, including me.

 

Talking to a Guy on site his daughter tested positive one morning towards the end of her isolation then tested negative in the night time, then negative again the following morning?? Strange

 

Off to the vets. Gizmo the typically daft French bull dog has jumped a wall and damaged his right leg, can’t load bear. Carried the little demented git 1.3 miles home from our morning jaunt. Kids were so much easier, clip round the ear hole and they learnt. This dog looks for any opportunity to hurt himself. Bin emptied in my absence! Never a dull day.!

 

Having a pooch does feel like so much more hassle than the kids ever were, but there is no way I'd ever be without one.

 

No doubt neglected over the christmas period, another attention seeking muttley.

 

“Hoovered plastics needles up” Your plastic tree sheds it’s needles? Blimey that’s my argument for going fake next year blown then!

 

Neglected! This four legged mutt gets first slice off the Turkey, most comfy bed in the house, treated like a bloody Prince! Walked every day, pressies under the tree. I got a tin of condensed milk and an orange!

 

That did make me laugh, first in the queue.