Quotes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

  1. That’s as maybe, but I think it’s all hot air really, A bit like a container with nothing in it, but making lots of sounds as though there is.
     
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  2. The first rule of sea voyage plotting , just make sure your looking at the charts the right way round.
     
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  3. "that's not a dog that's going to hunt here"

    some legal bod.
     
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  4. “Everything in life is a lesson.” Novak Djokovic
     
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  5. Give a mouse a biscuit and it will ask for a glass of milk.
     
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  6. Bugger me! A talking mouse......
     
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  7. That’s right comrade.
     
  8. "I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight."
     
  9. Remember we're not here for a long time, but a goodtime.
     
  10. When they can synthesize and crystallize rock 'n' roll this is what I'll be snortin' with French intentions off my lover's backside from coccyx to perineum---a short line but a long trip through strange and dark regions of uncharted ecstasies.

    M.R. Abbink-Gallagher
     
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  11. There's not a shred of evidence that life should be taken seriously.
     
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  12. Not so much a quote as poetry

    Its really sad
    Like my english teacher
    Hes like...
    Hes like Mr. BuFu
    Were talking Lord God King BuFu
    I am so sure
    He's like so gross
    He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
    And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
    Its like totally disgusting
    I'm like so sure
    It's like barf me out...
    Gag me with a spoon!
    — Zappa
    :)
     
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  13. Logic will get you from A to B, Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein
     
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  14. “To win back the trust of the British people, we must uphold the very highest standards of propriety"
    “There must be no bullying and no harassment; no leaking; no breach of collective responsibility. No misuse of taxpayer money and no actual or perceived conflicts of interest.”
     
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  15. Boris Johnson?
     
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  16. "It would appear that the so called 'fringe minority' is actually the government"
    - Elon Musk about the Canadian truck drivers for freedom

    That man does make me laugh sometimes. :D
     
  17. Whatever you do, good, bad or indifferent, folk will always find something negative to say.
     
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  18. Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
    As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
    Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,
    even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

    Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.
    If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,
    for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
    Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

    Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
    it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
    Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.
    But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
    many persons strive for high ideals,
    and everywhere life is full of heroism.

    Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;
    for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.
    Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
    Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
    But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
    Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

    Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
    You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;
    you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you,
    no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

    Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.
    And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,
    keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,
    it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
     
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  19. Hold on there Bald Eagle. You wouldn't fire a man 'til he'd finished his Texan bar would you?

    Anon
     
  20. Flattery is like chewing gum, enjoy it but don't swallow it.
    H.Kekham
     
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