I’m An (ex) Ape Man

Discussion in 'Other Bikes' started by Expat Jack, Apr 30, 2022.

  1. Nice. I'm trying to convince myself that I could live with the 1/2 horsepower version of the Tuono as a daily.
     
  2. Dont feel too bad, this is from a post on aprilia forum.. YIKES

    Bought a Tuono V4, brand new 2 weeks ago and only have 260 miles on it so far. I jumped from a ‘19 factory which I dearly miss but I think I’ll get used to it. I just can’t comprehend how much gas I need to put on the new one. Already filled it up 6 times. I’m barely making 50 miles between fill ups and that’s with the touring setting with seldom setting on the sport mode.
     
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  3. Hmm. Update. I rode over 200 miles yesterday.
    First fuel stop at 95 miles. I drove through town centres, B roads, a roads and a short stretch of dual carriageway. Fuel consumption was showing as c33mpg. Fuel light came on just over 80 miles and I held my nerve until 95. I only managed to get 12.75 litres in the tank which has a capacity of over 17litres. The mpg seems accurate but fuel gage seems very pessimistic. Going back I averaged high 30s including some proper riding.

    Very comfy. Stupid quick. Clutch needs adjusting. Fuelling worse even than a 1299. Horrible. In all three road modes. Apparently it’s better in race which I will try next time out.

    Booked my first service (having more than tripled the purchase mileage) for early/mid June. Earliest I could get.

    So far, so good.

    Edit. Fuel tank is 17.9 litre Handbook does not state capacity of reserve but it must be nicely over a gallon suggesting a true range of c120 miles.
     
    #43 Expat Jack, May 4, 2022
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  5. Sounding positive so far. I rode my first Tuono V4 1100 the other week, I did find the fuelling and general feel to be quite agricultural below 4k revs which surprised me a little. Compared to my R1 certainly which is like sewing machine smooth, as long as it's not closed to open throttle on track that you want haha
     
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  6. Yes. Agree. Below 3k certainly it’s a bit of a tractor. But bleeding hell when you open the taps the torque is incredible. I did smile quite a lot on my little journey.
     
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  7. When mine was first serviced it had the Akrapovic pipe fitted and the race map update.
    I ride mine in track mode the most :upyeah: the fuelling feels better
     
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  8. Good to hear. Mine has full system and race map. Will try next ride on it.
     
  9. Oh. I nearly forgot. Whilst booking the first service I also ordered the original red seat for the bike. Previous owner liked the black, but, as @bettes pointed out to me. I am a tart :cool:
     
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  10. Sensitive throttle can be deadened a bit with an o ring between the throttle tube and the housing. But really needs a remap to get rid of the fuel cut off
     
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  11. Tried Race mode today. It’s better than sport (fuelling) for sure. Before setting off I filled up (again!). 95 miles. 2 bars showing this time. 12.12 litres = 35 mpg.
    What a hoot this bike is. Handles really well. Once over it’s super stable and just holds its line. Lovely.
    I think Oxfordshire heard me though. What a noise. :cool:
     
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  12. Yes Oxfordshire heard you but were you in Wiltshire at the time?:cool:
     
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  13. Outstanding :joy::joy:
     
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  14. Bit of an update. The Tuono is going. Last ride will be today. Just can’t live with it as an everyday bike to be honest. It’s a mad, bad, shouty beast. Brilliant fun but not very practical for everyday use. And the only bike I’ve ever owned where several neighbours have told me they “heard me” on my bike :Do_O:confused: The full system and no baffles (which make f all difference) obviously upsets them. Quality of finish is a bit poor - paint is very very thin. Marks if you look at it. MPG now it’s properly run in is not great at <30 if you ride it as intended. But, and here’s the rub - it’s such a bonkers machine I can’t stop myself riding it like a complete tit. Something had to give and it’s the Ape. Shortest ownership of any bike I’ve bought to keep (as opposed to do up and sell).

    It’s replacement arrives in a few weeks. It’s a good all rounder. S1000rr. I tried one in 2019 when they came out but wasn’t prepared to chop my Pani out. Incredible machine. I can’t get away from sports bikes :cool: Yet. Period. Maybe in another 5 years?
     
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  15. scratched the itch mate and i know you'll love the bmw. you know it too. cant wait to see it
     
  16. Yes, the S1000RR is indeed a great all rounder. My mate loaned me his to go to the NW200. They go like fuck and will definitely not stop you from tittery :D
     
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  17. I’m not expecting a total loss of tittery but just not 100% of every ride :joy:
     
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  18. What is it they say “better to have loved and lost” and all that bollocks…….
    If the ape was too much tittery, don’t for gods sake buy a hypermotard :joy:

    give it a couple of years and you’ll be looking at a Scrambler 1100 in a whole different light, you know it’s true ;):joy:
     
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  19. I always wanted a Hyper but way too tall for me. Oh. And correct re better to have loved etc. Ive scratched that itch now.

    PS. What’s a Scrambler?
     
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  20. I loved once and got very itchy afterwards.....:rolleyes:
     
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