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Brilliant, well done

 

I hope you didn't forget your eighteen Ukraine flags as you played the course.

 

Yeah, me too, sold the clubs and bought a Miroku over and under 12g instead

 

Well done Paul

 

Did you keep the ball and do you still get a tie (hole in 1 club)?

 

Amazing….but looks like knee ache on the way back up!!

 

That’s what put me off playing golf. I was given a bollocking once for having the audacity to wear my polo shirt over my trousers and not tucked into my trousers, I didn’t bloody know.
That’s was the last time I played.

 

When you're old, fat and bald?

 

Congratulations!!

 

Well done you! Had my first one in nearly 25 years a couple of years ago.
To those that think it’s a good walk spoiled, just try one hour down the driving range to see how difficult it really is

 

It must have really got to you to resort to a shotgun, at least you didn’t go through with it though eh.

 

My understanding is you have to buy a round of drinks for everyone in the bar?

 

speak for yourself on that account.

 

Well done Paul. Congratulations. Don’t go off and do the dying bit though. Lots of life to live yet matey!