One always has a Butler Chappy to arrange such things. Never let the hired tradesmen use ones China. Standards must be maintained! Sound thrashing works a treat with the lower echelons.
One of my friends sent me this the other day. Did make me laugh. not that mines a daily, but still very much a LOL
Adam, one for the collection with this parked up at Boxhill, i'm not sure what model but it look expensive.