For Sale Ebay Bikes

This doesn't look like an 'R' to me:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325229060268?hash=item4bb929a0ac:g:6L0AAOSwTQlip8-w

Although it does only say R on one side

 

People are bidding so not a problem for a certain percentage of the buying public.

 

The DVLA show it as a 999R, first (UK) registered 2015, MoT expired 3rd March 2020. Doesn’t look like any 999R I’ve seen before and there might be a clue in the asking price. Andy

 

It is for sale in Yorkshire so maybe it is more “Ar” than “R”

 

Remember there being a yellow 996s on eBay that was registered with dvla a sps.

 

I'd love to pay £45 an hour at a local specialist!.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275349082858?hash=item401c1592ea:g:JiwAAOSw9UFiqGll

 

Not enough pulling power to put your pants on in the morning with that 400cc.

 

Charter a helicopter for the morning and drop this project on the houses of parliament.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225030278265?hash=item3464d98c79:g:jqQAAOSwVFdiqJO3

 

I wonder if my eyes will ever find them desirable? - If you turn your head 45 deg, close one eye and squint hard with the other...could it start to remind you of Akira's bike?

 

There's one major problem with that design.............no ground clearance.

 

Here you go Sev - this is possibly more like it for me if I were to spend that money, and it's trade, not saying it's a bargain necessarily but prefer to 749 :-


https://www.gumtree.com/p/ducati-motorbikes/ducati-999/1434124856

(ok, I know it's a Gumtree advert, and i'm ready for a good spanking)

 

Bender wanker bikes now that made me laugh

 

Whatever floats your boat is fine by me.

 

For something different perhaps this Laverda 750s.............the white elephant in room is the above mentioned Paso.
https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1460972

 

There are many many many major problems with that design.

 

"the tyres are good but not original"

 

I've to say the seating position looks comfortable when perhaps your in your seventies.

 

I really like that.

 

The price looks reasonable but i don't know what the quality would be on that brand....