What We Do When Home Alone.

Until we had cats anything I liked, but since every room is now fitted with CCTV it requires special forces training to partake in my favourite solo activity………

PS that mat wouldn’t last the first encounter with the ‘Mrs’

 

Work and wank. Although not normally at the same time.

 

No Only Fans account then bradders?

 

Watch old classic movies with a few Guinness & pork scratchings. Old Spaghetti Westerns etc.

 

I’m struggling to work out the connection between the cats and CCTV….

 

Mrs likes to see what the cats are up to or is it really me who is the intended target.

 

yes, it was a cunning ploy, probably got some mug to fit them all as well..

 

Little bit of this, little bit of that

 

I gave that u)p when they stopped paying me what I was worth

 

Guess the tank top fetishists are not that generous.

 

For just a few dollars more you could get some Pringles….

or some chicken wings and hang em high until ready to eat.

 

Anything I want, lived on my own for over 45 years and am well practised Andy

 

Porn. And gin. Maybe a pizza if I’m feeling exotic.

 

Amazed you’re not blind yet

 

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Dirty Boyz.