Random 'ducati' Picture Thread

It would do if all that crap hadn’t been dumped on the beach

 

Areeed, but I still like it.

Sort of a rustic attempt at a fence using fishing nets, with a wee lost shoe hung there in the hope of being returned to it’s owner

 

Moto rapido v2 supersport bike.

 

Yep, 'Mint' i agree

 

Wow, what a large pair they are!

 

They look ridiculous, a bit like walking around with your pants on the outside of your trousers.........some folk have no idea or taste for that matter.

 

I’m twitching with hacksaw in hand!

 

Does the owner look any better..........

 

earliest pizza delivery bike?
it's a Puma btw.

 

It looks like it's been left in the oven, on gas mark 3 for ten minutes.

 

Wrong. It's Italian, it came from the factory with the rust already applied.

 

You may well laugh, but i bet you that the spin doctors at Ducati could sell bikes like that to the rich fools.

 

@XH558 I suspect that you are 100 % right.

The quip originated from the generation of Alfas, of which I owned a prime example, which were real rust-buckets, but from a performance point of view you had to love them.

 

The cheese burger is no good on it's own without French fries.

 

Is that little nugget one of Roy Keane‘s quotes?

 

No me, but i'm sure it's been used before by Mr Wimpy,

 

Ahh wimpy that takes me back
Are they even still a thing?