Again, Mick, you’ve failed to understand the assignment and have submitted an entry that somehow surpasses shedness and carves out an entirely new category all of its own.
I know it’s 2 wheels not 4+ BUT. Spotted this at Hunstanton today. Moderators please remove at your discretion!
If I was that mental, I'd rig the starter to first play Jeff Tracy saying "5.....4.....3...." etc before connecting the solenoid.