We've all been there... My big confession is when I was about 20 I pissed on my Mk2 Golf Gti as it wouldn't start.. (My Da brought it up during the wedding speech)
I recall riding down to Brands for Foggies first outing as a factory Ducati rider. Rained all flipping day, foggy fell off, possibly the wettest I’ve ever been on a bike. Borrowed a pair of disposable gloves from the Diesel pump on the services hands were frozen through.
Count yourself lucky I was sat in the old man’s car for 6 hours after trying to get out of the car park and back to the m25 lol.