Mobil Car Valet'ers

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Red899, Dec 27, 2023.

  1. Any recommendations in the south east (available before 5 Jan)?
    Want to give the old bird a spruce up before we head to the peaks w/c 8/1.

    TIA
     
  2. Is Valet'ers a word?
     
  3. No apostrophe required. Andy
     
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  4. In December? Where do you live, Australia?
     
  5. Only if you’re posh, round here it’s car cleaners.

    Is your butler on his Christmas break?
     
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  6. Ha to my shame ive never cleaned it since i bought it over a year ago and its starting to grow green moss round all the window seals etc and develop a layer of cocker spaniel dust inside o_O
    I have a very fussy guest coming with me so thought i would spruce it up before i get my ear chewed off all the way there and back.: unamused:
     
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  7. Your local hand car wash boys should be able to do a decent inside out job?
     
  8. It’s not a 30-45 minute job :joy: needs (and deserves) a good detailing :upyeah:
     
  9. Another year won’t matter if you’ve left it this long already…save yer dosh for fun and frolics!
     
  10. If you’re in the works van maybe but if you value your paint finish, do it yourself. Two bucket method…
     
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  11. He’s driving up with his Mum and doesn’t want too much ear ache as it’s likely a 3+ hour drive from Essex to The Peak District.:)
     
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  12. I am sadly following this in the vain hope that Red899 gets a sensible answer... :joy::joy:
     
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  13. It possible but not likely given to time of year. The local hand car wash do a good job of my partners Mini Clubman inside and out but they surcharge her for the interior if it’s been a while.
     
  14. The problem with the hand car wash guys is that if they use a wash mitt then this has washed hundreds of cars, been dropped on the floor (along with the chamois or micro fiber cloth) most likely use the cheapest car shampoo. I wouldn’t even take my works van to our local lads.
     
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  15. What was the question? He blocked me :sob:
     
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  16. How ‘local’ are the lads? Hand car wash and Turkish barbers are veneers for organised crime…. Oh yes….

    I do admire their work rate and hardship tolerance though. Rather them than me. And the biggest plus? -My van looks mint!
     
  17. Stop replying to me then you needy attention seeking shitbag.
    unlikely once it gets taken over by the forum mong
     
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  18. :laughing:
     
  19. Take the hit to your little man ego fairy and move on. You’re 60 years old lol. You’ll be moaning about your mental health in a couple of weeks again and no one would want to see that :upyeah:
     
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  20. Are they called Detailers ? is it not car detailing ?
     
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