Batshit Crazy Daily Mail Headlines

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Jan 6, 2024.

  1. Say what?
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  2. The Daily Fail, its either grossly misleading or simply gibberish. Too bad really, the Mail on Sunday (mostly the magazine) in the 80's was quite good! Now even the Tories prefer other rags.
     
    #2 Jez900ie, Jan 6, 2024
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  3. They are all the same now, hard to read with spelling mistakes and stupid nonsense stories. Ai generated mostly I think.
     
  4. That headline doesn’t make any sense, no matter how many times I read it. What drugs are they on??
     
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  5. Is it suggesting the woman took a toy boy lover and moved him in then, in a crazy twist, both died in different incidents?!

    I hope so, as that took a whole days worth of brain power to work out….
     
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  6. Talking of batshit crazy joey Barton’s having a fine old time of it again i see.
    Repugnant little worm that he is.
     
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  7. I think so. The part that must be a misprint is the "a few years ago" since both the stabbing & the train incident took place on Thursday.
     
  8. I imagine Schofield will sue him.
     
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  9. I imagine Schofield needs to be keeping his head down for a while but the state this country’s in right now anything’s possible.
     
  10. What for telling the truth? We all know what Schofield is.
     
  11. As we know what Barton is……seems it runs in his family.
     
    #11 DucatiScud, Jan 6, 2024
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  12. The best headline that I can remember,was from the Sunday Sport.....

    Man divorces wife,to marry a goat,so he can have kids lol

    I've now moved onto a more intellectual newspaper, The Sun !!!
     
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  13. I’d actually never heard of him until today, is he a footballer? I’ve never watched any football.
     
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  14. Consider yourself lucky, until today:upyeah::)
     
  15. I'm not at all sure that these claims have been proved true, as presumably arrests would have been made?

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  16. Joey Barton is currently in a spat with ITV football over their DEI hires. And for a change, he has a groundswell of support.
     
  17. I’d be more intrigued by the 1000+ choices oh doggy, if I had the time and interest.
     
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  18. Barton’s a rancid racist bully so no real surprise if he’s garnering support from the knuckle dragging community who blight our country.
    This is a man who described his brothers racially motivated attack on a man he killed with a pick axe as a little scrap.
    Typical internet hard man. Ask him about the time he got volleyed around garlands in Liverpool by two teenage kids lol.
    If he’d actually said eni aluko is a shit pundit (she is) without going down the whole misogyny route for clicks he might have a few less people thinking he’s a complete cunt but that would take an ounce of sense in his part, of which sadly he has none.
     
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  19. Back on topic (and I assume the Aussie version counts)…

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