(small) Bike Things You've Done Today

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Cream_Revenge, Nov 15, 2018.

  1. I’ve got a Monster Anniversario coming.
     
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  2. You bought a private plate for your umbrella? :eek::joy:
     
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  3. Nice :upyeah:
     
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  4. So - got all the above done bar washing the car (wife took that to work) so washed the other one....

    Which leads to my next statement....as my garage is packed i moved the zed out on to the driveway so i had some space to work....while it was out (we live in a cul-de-sac)....fucking scroat on a motocross 125 (looked like a kmx of some sort) slowly went up the road - looped back onto the pavement and clocked my zed....so im now on edge a bit....move the hyper and rsv4 to my nextdoor neighbours house, Dads 400/4 will be leaving tomorrow night for mates place leaving just the zed which i use for work every day...phoned the filth to let them know that scroats were casing the place - apparently last night there were a few kiddies in the road at 1.30am ish going up and down slowly as well.... i asked what i was within my rights to do...nothing apparently - i told if i get the chance ill be stabbing the tyres of their bike so they cant get away....she told me the line was being recorded and i would be prosecuted for criminal damage...lol..on another (very probably stolen bike!) - it is what it is...
     
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  5. Wedge the garage door from the inside so it can’t be opened if you can and maybe put a cheap camera in there to monitor it. Failing that sit in garage in the dark with a shotgun. The police won’t help you.
     
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  6. Shit. I've got room here if you need it & could squeeze two in. I get so pissed off with this - you're a criminal if you defend your property :triumph:
     
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  7. Hey there sir....! yeah - i know! incredible isnt it! Many thanks for the offer..ill be offloading the 400 tomorrow night...just leaves my zed which i take to work....the car is right in front of the doors now so thats not so bad.and itll stay there during the day.!

    Ironically i caught the little fucker on the camera! ....told the filth and they said "no we dont need that...you hold on to it.!"
     
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  8. Uk policing and justice at its best. Did they offer to ‘send a patrol’ in the eve to actually do anything if they do it again later?!
     
  9. Well, they did call just now....woman on the end of the phone was nice enough...she did say ironically they (the cops) have just got their first Sur-ron as well...
     
  10. Sleep in the garage for a few weeks, or bring the bike into the house, even better:confused::D:astonished::joy:
    Ps Get yourself a good dog:upyeah:
     
  11. Yes, I read about them getting a yoof electric bike. If you can't beat 'em....
    Shout if you need help.
     
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  12. 3 new bikes!!!!!
    Not jealous at all!
     
  13. How quickly can you dig a six foot deep hole? And can you concrete a Patio in the Dark?
     
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  14. Diameter of hole and yes but not for a quality finish, use of machinery or all by pick, spade and shovel?
     
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  15. Finally managed to get an old set of Keihin FCRs to idle correctly.
     
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  16. Fitted another race exhaust system to my 1199 to replace the one that gave its all at Almería.
    Lost 10 bhp at top and a massive hole in the mid range. B%gger
     
  17. Well, since the sunday naer-do-well spotting nothings happened but, thats kinda galvanized me in to taking steps....
    1. Initially now leave the car butted right up to the garage doors.
    2. Researching changing the wooden garage doors with a roller shutter door.
    3. Had a burglar alarm which courtesy of a slack mate half set it up about 15 years ago. So, ordered new upto date alarm panel which is on its way....luckily 20 years ago when i renovated the house i put all the cabling in to everywhere where i needed it so theres a load of wiring going into the garage...the panel is live in there but once the panel turns up im gonna have a crash course in alarm wiring and programming....so door trips, loud fucking siren and PIR are already in place...
    4. Security camera checked and recording 24/7
    5. Two bikes moved out to a neighbours house while im doing the work.
     
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  18. If I may make a small suggestion, include a high db, repeater siren, inside the garage itself. Noise at that level will make trying to undo your physical security measures, difficult. Andy
     
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  19. Its already in....i think theyre called "Soundbombs"!!
     
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  20. Add spikes coming up from the floor too, Indiana Jones style.
     
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