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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by RadiheadR6, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. debate.....oooh errrr..

    tv adverts - I cant stand them, they cost me a fotune in convenient coffee and crap breaks :D

    how can we get itv to stop them :eek:
     
    #121 Phill, Aug 23, 2013
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2013
  2. I think we should nationalise ITV and fund it from direct public subsidy.
     
  3. hmmmm - they'd never get away with that ;)
    theyd have to enforce it with blokes armed with steel toe-cap boots in funny looking vans
     
    #123 Phill, Aug 23, 2013
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  4. Stating that "all commercial television is rubbish" is surely as narrow-minded and blinkered as stating that everything on the BBC is rubbish ? Channel 4 manage to produce some quality television - and some pretty decent films too - without public funding. It comes down to choice. Yes there are some ( a few ) things on the BBC that I watch occasionally - there are far more things on the other channels. As has been asked previously - if the BBC has adverts on it's satellite channels why can't it have them on its two remaining terrestrial channels ?
     
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    #125 Phill, Aug 23, 2013
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  6. Some of us have to work occasionally to keep BBC executives and Pete in the style to which they are accustomed.

    I find that if I wear sandals without socks that the tops of my feet get burnt.

    The primary concern is not about funding, although it is an issue, but about political bias which anybody who isn't a Guardianista or raving lefty would clearly see.

    Oh, and given that commercial TV is such a success, yet you find their programs so dire, does that make you an elitist or a snob :biggrin:

    We can guess what the Oxbridge crew would say.

    Are you ginger ?
     
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  7. My pussy is ginger. Like yours. Does that count? (her name is lily)

    If by being erudite, educated, intelligent, swarve, sophisticated, debonair and modest makes me a snob then yes I am.

    Even your latter post has political bias.

    I knew it about the socks. If you've also got a caravan then I have your number well and truly marked me old mucker.

    I did go to public school for a while until I was expelled.
     
  8. I will have you know my pussy is not ginger, he is a 'cream', and his mother was a supreme champion.

    No caravan, yet.
     
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  9. What is swarve ? That public school didn't do a very good job prior to you being expelled.
     
  10. Cream? Hes ginger. My puss was never supreme champion. Shes a little ginger tosser, bless her. Alas I too am a mad cat person.

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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Posh
    One who is stylish.
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  11. its not ginger - its auburn or strawberry blonde is the usual answer I have got previously ;)

    (about her pussy)
     
    #131 Phill, Aug 23, 2013
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2013
  12. They shouldve upped the security of the tuck shop. Took local plod 3mnths and a snitch to finally solve the case. By then the Tunnocks snowballs and vimto had been laundered.

    The school assembly will never again hear "you'll never take me alive copper".

    ok i made that last bit up.
     
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