Are you aware, the man who owned the Segway Company, died by falling off a cliff, whilst riding his own Segway?
One of my boat batteries was not taking a charge so I’ve brought it home, shocked it with the welder and now it’s charging nicely again.
We did one a few years ago whilst on holiday in spain . The mrs isn't the most competant on a bicycle but was dead sure she wanted to do the off road segway safarai . She was very timid and cautious until a fairly steep decent when she came flying past me and the instructor in a cloud of dust! . I thought blimey she's keen to get to the coffee stop! . Turns out she was totally out of control and the guide just managed to get her stopped before it all ended in disaster . Needless to say she stayed at the back of the group at walking pace for the next hour bless her and swears she will never go on one again!
.. and failure to remove the buildup of burnt remains is a common reason for them catching fire isn't it?
I think what thread would go down better would be what's in your wardrobe ...................or garage / shed.
Oh dear, you have just blotted your copy book there. Port with cheese, how very dare you. 2 food groups that are IMO, mutually exclusive. Red wine with cheese and port drunk on its own so you can savour the nuances of the flavour. Oh, yes, ditch the Tesco’s Finest, it’s Andy