As we know, motogp is going to BTSport next year and the commentary team has not been announced. Not that it matters, it's a dead cert they'll pick a pair of annoying twonks who talk too much and know too little. What's of deeper concern to me is who they'll pick to wander round the paddock looking fit. And if they don't pick Azi, then who..? Make your suggestions here. To start us off I'll offer up Suzi Taylor from Bike Channel...
The selection process should be easy: Pop along to a few races and find a brolly babe who is studying "media studies" and can actually talk. Then pick the one who rides a bike. Sorted.
Whoever it is should be appearing on a bike frequently and wearing lots of leather (without tassels...). Surely that's principally what they are there for.
Sounds like she's just talked herself into a job; this sounds very much like a job interview. If I were the shortarse Azi, I'd be very circumspect about conducting such an interview. All Lauren needs to do is stop smoothing her hair every 10 seconds, but no doubt this could be beaten out of her. Does she want world peace?
