Unfortunately not being a Geordie that word is too unusual for me and doesn’t seem to describe a lard ass very well, it’s a no for me.
There seems to be a bit of resentment here I believe, did your Sister eat your puddings or be meagre when serving you food as a youth?
"A bit of resentment" I thought I had previously made myself clear on this subject I love my sister that much, I will worship the ground that she is buried under, it just can't come soon enough
I grew up around horses and that experience and my mate's 4 broken ribs and a punctured lung dispute your claim that they can't fight. Late one night when we were teenagers we snuck into a field, he made the mistake of sneaking up on a sleeping horse from behind and it kicked him flush in the chest, propelling him about 20ft backwards through the air. And as this "fuck around and find out" video shows, they also bite. Hard. In the wild, zebras are known to be so vicious and dangerous that some prides of lions don't risk hunting them.
I live about 200m from one horse farm and about 400m from another, so the road outside my house is like the equestrian M1 and I can confirm that I too have never seen a puddle of horse piss either. It must be one of those things that you know exist, but you never see, like baby pigeons, or pregnant Chinese ladies, or a goth driving a car.
With far more horses than bikes here, I'm probably well qualified to comment.......but haven't time cos got to go and fiil another wheelbarrow with horse shit
Treat everyone on road with respect. Be it they on horses, pushbikes, cars or multistradas. Horses are lovely animals.
She was lucky. T’was a mere nip. A horse is quite capable of tearing lumps off you if it so wishes. I think horses are beautiful animals but I for one would not fuck about with one. I’ve watched them prance about in a field and you get a real sense of their power.
If on a carbed bike, flick the kill switch off and on again quickly, it can solicit the most wonderful backfire Sadly it doesn't work on injected bikes ... I may have tried it and looked a doofus ... (though not necessarily against portable glue pots)
Well after intensive online research it appears that horses arch their backs when peeing which is a difficult manoeuvre when being ridden by the aforementioned bonny ladies.
I was being sarcastic. I'd lumped them in with typically unpopular road users. I wouldve added Harleys, but that'd been too obvious. Oh and SFV4's.
Oh, I’ve seen plenty in the act of pissing, but as @98 SPS correctly observed, you just never see any on the King’s highway.
