I told Pippa I was just using her to get to Kate. Who'd have thought that line would have worked? What a night!
she told me i was her first.liar i did develop an unhealthy obsession with her sisters legs. mmm pretty legs.
From what I believe Prince William has an 1198sp so there's a chance he could be on here. All you need to do is track him down and he might put a word in for you!................hang on a minute you wouldn't happen to be Will incognito would you? fancying a bit with your sister-in-law now the missus has had a baby and got a bit run down and frumpy having been up all night feeding, then spending all day washing dirty baby grows and not showing you much attention!
thing i remember about pippa is she didnt like me using the front door stating that was reserved for royalty. she insisted I only entered via the back door
Think how pissed off you'd be if you had ginger hair and had just lost your place as 2nd in line to untold riches at the tax payers expense. All this after your real dad denied you were his.
I don't think Pippa is as gorgeous as Kate but I bet there is something about her, that makes you want to take her up the wrong 'un
