Pippa Middleton...

corrected for ya

 

Spanking one out over a front page picture on a red top doesn't mean you own her. It's a good starting point but that's as far as it goes.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news :biggrin:

 

I actually don’t think Kate is all that, we got to meet her at last year’s garden party. Close up, far too much make up for my liking. The crustless cucumber sandwiches were quite nice though.

 

You had crustless cucumber sandwiches? You jammy bastudd!

 

I think she looks like Michael moon off of Eastenders.

Couldn't say about her crustless sarnie.

 

Too fussy. I wouldn't mind let me tell you.

 

some one mentioned a 'cucumber sandwich'

yeh....thats just what I was thinking

 

I'd slip her a length if she asked nicely

 

Pics or it didn't happen!

btw, was it white, brown or whole meal and butter or marg?

 

and did the cucumber have the skin removed? I can never fathom out what that smell is on cucumber skin but the only things that hide it are tuna and salmon.

 

dont forget the brown sauce

 

Every once in a while there has to be ketchup.

 

Best I can do I, no Kate I am afraid: Oh and white with butter of course my dear boy.

 

Foc,

would you be offended if I said you seem to be earning above your pay grade, punching above your weight, if you catch my drift?

thanks for the recipe clarification, btw.

 

judging by the look on ones face...
I suspect one already reminds himself of that every morning

never mind white with butter...
im thinking more hmmm....milk and cream...