Detestable W**k Speak.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bonkers the Dog, Jan 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM.

  1. "Super" as an adjective for just about flippin' every bloody thing....:punch:
     
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  2. Now, I like using that as a response instead of ‘that’s great’ or ‘well done’ as the recipient can’t really tell if I’m genuine or taking the piss ;)

    Example, Mrs B says ‘I’ve done the dishes’ and I say ‘oh, super!’
     
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  3. That's totally top-tastic there mate (Smashie and Nicey ) :D

    Anyway, has Joe Biden left the building yet ?:D
     
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  4. Would he know?
     
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  5. Only if the plates are now 'super' clean...o_O
     
  6. Forever home.....
     
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  7. Like Superbike, Supersport, Superstock ...
     
  8. Do you get what i mean, with every sentence.
     
  9. To be fair, “super” started being used by premier class motorcycle riders in interviews, where English was not their first language. What is unacceptable IMO, is using the word when English is your first language. Andy
     
  10. “Journey”

    Very common in wanky self-help related reels on Instagram and usually uttered by a girl who pronounces it “jarney", talking about how she overcame a bit of depression but makes it sound as if she survived a shipwreck followed by a shark attack.
     
    #111 Zhed46, Jan 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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  11. for sure
     
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  12. 5:30am this morning. It's either 5:30 this morning, or 5:30am. Boils my piss.
     
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  13. Frank Zappa and his daughter Moon Unit must have had similar feelings when they released the song Valley Girl in ‘back in ‘82

    But no biggie
    It's so awesome
    It's like tubular, y'know
    Well, I'm not, like, really ugly or anything
    It's just like
    I don't know
    You know me
    I'm, like, into the, like, the clean stuff
    Like, Pac-Man
    And, like, I don't know
    Like, my mother, like
    Makes me do the dishes
    It's, like, so gross
    Like, all the stuff, like
    Sticks to the plates
    And it's like, it's like
    Somebody else's food, y'know
    It's like grody, grody to the max
    I'm sure
    It's, like, really nauseating
    Like, barf out
    Gag me with a spoon!
    Gross!
    I am sure!
    Totally!
     
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  14. "Boils my piss". Really? That I would like to see.
     
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  15. ‘No fucks given’
    ‘Just for shits and giggles’
     
  16. :D
     
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  17. The island of Ireland

    Before Brexit it was just called Ireland?
     
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  18. “Meteoric”, as in “his rise was meteoric.

    Meteors don’t rise, they fall. Cretins.

    “Eye of the storm” (when describing someone at the centre of a very chaotic and stressful situation.

    As every schoolboy knows, the eye of a storm is calm and still.
     
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