Roads, defo. Swiss bitches? Hmm. You might be disappointed. Ursula Andresses seem to be in short supply around my neck of the woods.
Pulled a muscle in my back stretching to close a Velux window, so no rideout for a bacon sarnie and mug of tea for me tomorrow :frown:
Drove down to Newton Poppleford for drinkipoos with some other hairy-arsed bikers and a couple of lovely ladies, including pete1950's niece. Unfortunately I got there too early, and the polite evening soiree turned into an all-day drinkathon. I feel like crap now:frown:
You weren't invited? Outrageous! Since the host made me a moderator on his forum I will infract him forthwith!
Well today I has been out for a two hundred mile run. I have no idea where I've been other than I finally ended up at J&S in Doncaster and had a sausage butty and a coffee, before heading home via some great roads round Barnsley. The weather has been fantastic and the mercury was showing 29C in Doncaster All I know was I was sweating like a Scouser in Dixons whilst I was parked up! All in all its been a grand day out Gromit
Had another 100+ mile blast with one of mates..dunno whats wrong with me...got about half of my law breaking down by breakfast..stopped in bourne at costa for lappa, crappa, pissflappa skinny latte with added dandruff..turned back and came home. Saw a nice 996sps (but didnt receive a nod, even though i made the effort to wave....and at high speed i might add)... also saw a nice 1098 in melton.. you were wearing black, i was in Red, white and blue..i was behind you at the lights, you turned around and waved..i smiled back.. the air was thick with the heady scent of chain lube and Paco Rabbane, with the crisp, citrus accord of homo erotica and a top note of denial..was it you?
Went over to the Italian festival @ peteborough today, large Italian community. Lovely ride out and met up with the local DOCGB branch who let me on their stand. Good day out.
Had a pleasant two hour trundle over to sunny(not)Hampshire past the rabbits walking round Stonehenge to meet my brother (BMW boxercup replica) and his mate( H-D) at the West Meon pub. i now know where Loomies is-on the other side of the lights.... and then an amble to the Bucks head pub(nr bishop Waltham?) , for a coffee, before trundling back to tropical zummerset, for a sunny evening in the garden with Speedos and sun tan lotion on.... the rest of the country seems so overcast and dull.
Sam has just said she'll placate you with a big bowl of ice cream when she sees you next. Hold her to it...
