October trolley out

but the points that it doesn't get rid of the tomato-sauce taste. It merely transforms it into something unimaginably worse.

 

Do you sit down to pee by any chance..?

 

I really don't know what to make of that statement

 

Aye an there isnea any flat sausage eethier, nair any fried haggis. Thats nae brekky thats jus a wee lite snack fur wimmin folk or bairns.

 

and of course there would be deep-fried Mars bar for desert at Chateau Bootsam I suppose?

 

Dessert .... Of course! (Before anyone snipes)

 

Dessert? That would be the starter. Dessert would be a double malt, swiftly followed by a triple. Just to get me tongue wet.