How to clean your bike in 10 seconds

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mr C, Oct 15, 2013.

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  1. I really must be bored this evening


     
    #1 Mr C, Oct 15, 2013
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  2. thats got to be fake, nobody with a flat cap can move that quick
     
    #2 finm, Oct 15, 2013
  3. You can with a ferret down your pants
     
    #3 Mr C, Oct 16, 2013
  4. evertime I have cleaned my bike i have only ever done it with a massive trouser snake down there :p
     
    #4 Phill, Oct 16, 2013
  5. Are you wearing someone else's trousers? :wink:
     
    #5 El Toro, Oct 16, 2013
  6. What the bloody hell is that cap?
     
    #6 Freak, Oct 16, 2013
  7. Can't believe your questioning the tweed.
     
    #7 Mr C, Oct 16, 2013
  8. You missed a bit
     
    #8 bootsam, Oct 16, 2013
  9. by the way 1940 called , they want the cap back
     
    #9 motojohn, Oct 16, 2013
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  10. Did your Nan knit that jumper for you?

    That 999 is too nice for the likes of you. Please have it ready for my collection in the morning.
     
    #10 bootsam, Oct 16, 2013
  11. Its an original Fred Dibnar
     
    #11 Mr C, Oct 16, 2013
  12. Half cleaned in ten seconds. Fairings off, seat unit off for a real clean.
     
    #12 Cranker V2, Oct 16, 2013
  13. That's what the jet wash is for
     
    #13 Mr C, Oct 16, 2013
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  14. Clean? It didn't really look dirty to start with!
     
    #14 Dave, Oct 16, 2013
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  15. You have a cheek calling dusting 'cleaning' ;)
     
    #15 Mac, Oct 16, 2013
  16. I had washed it earlier in the day, just giving it a little buff up with Mr Sheen
     
    #16 Mr C, Oct 16, 2013
  17. That's 'how to dust your bike in ten seconds' :smile:
     
    #17 mattmccabebrown, Oct 17, 2013
  18. It takes 12 seconds to clean it properly :rolleyes:
     
    #18 El Toro, Oct 17, 2013
  19. People in caps are usually follicley challenged.

    Takes me at least an hour to wash my bike. I strip bodywork off, all of it, even the tank. Gunk all teh bits, engine, wheels, parrafin the chain, brake cleanered the brakes etc etc. Hose down. Then I empty half a can of wd40 on the bike (brakes excluded). Put bodywork back on then wash and rinse. Then Mir and polish. Then oil chain.

    I love the smell of WD40 in the morning. Charlie don't dust.

    Love the smell when it burns off when i start her up. Smoke everywhere...
     
    #19 bootsam, Oct 17, 2013
  20. Weirdo!
     
    #20 El Toro, Oct 17, 2013
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