whilst watching the thoroughly entertaining albeit shambolic motogp, i had to laugh, not only at what a donut "the big 'yin" looked like, but also at some of the prize excreta that flowed out of his mouth, enough to have made Joseph Bazalgette exclaim 'urea-ka'!!!... After discussing how there had been numerous infractions, Pedrosa had just been sent back one place and Marquez had been black flagged, he came with one of his most vacuous ejaculations..the camera cut to the Rossi battle and without even a pause for breath, exclaimed "everyone's a winner"...how do you fkn well work that one out? Rossi gets on the podium so everyones a winner?? Parrish never even pulled him up on it...probably because Cocks was coming out with his usual litany of nonsensical drivel...that is when he's not coughing his guts up in the background.....turn yer mic off when yer want to spew yer lungs up ffs man.... View attachment 20894 Not a bell end?
the eurosport commentators are useless pricks too....1 useless fuctard that drivels on and gets everything wrong and keeps repeating his poor jokes and the guy who supposedly knows his sh!t gets it all wrong too! only captain monotone techy guy talks any sense on that channels motogp coverage...
he needs to be renamed charlie fox, and then someone- anyone - can be a hero as the person who....." shot the fox, with a spare armpit, as he crosses the stripe". pleeeeeeeez.
He says these gems every race, as well a shoe horning in "Aussie Casey Stoner" at every available opportunity.
The man is a fool, he isn't a bike fan, isn't an ex bike racer and isn't close to the best commentator who is Jamie 69 Whitham
What I meant was he doesn't have the knowledge or the history of the sport and buying a pristine 888 doesn't make him more credible. I read an article few years ago and he stated that he had never been into bikes until the time he got the job. So for me he doesn't have the credibility or passion of somebody like Whit, and his inane comments ruin the coverage of races. However that is my personal opinion and like arseholes everyone has one.
I can't stand Cocks, so I don't watch BBC coverage. I tolerate Eurosport despite Toby and Jules. Moody has so much inflection in his voice he sounds like Julian is tickling his ringpiece with a feather. Julian is probably doing that whilst looking up his next amazing fact to impress us with. 'Luigi is only the 18th Italian to finish 7th in consecutive Grand Prix since 1951. Boring pedantic twat, tell us if Anna Curasco wears a thong under her leathers or something even vaguely interesting. I agree about Jim Whitham being the best. His love of bikes and racing shines through. He is knowledgeable and has been there and got the T shirt. He's also pretty funny. Haydn isn't bad either. OGR
I don't watch the beeb because of those two. However, I enjoy the waffle from Toby and Julian, despite everything they are bike enthusiasts through and through! And of course 'Mr Sigma' s always on hand to inject some accuracy. JW is a star though, an ex-racer whose commentary livens up every race
Did anyone see Matt Roberts talking to DJ Carl Cox on the grid? Now there's a thought for BT Sport commentator; it's obvious he loves the racing and he's a natural in front of a mike. Maybe he could spin a few discs mid race for dramatic effect...
i hate any commentator that has a prescripted series of 'off the cuff' remarks that they unconvincingly try to convince are sponateous with an obvious lack of spontinaety... i think we should do mobile phone bingo to matts phone..first one to get through to him, next time Parrish says 'big carbon brakes' gets a years free membership to the forum.
Bungle, Zippy and George (off Rainbow) on acid. Now that'll be a good lot to comment at GP rounds. They'd probably make more sense/be more accurate with their 'what's happening next' guesses too. :wink:
Only gripe I have is how Cox & Parrish can totally miss whats going on. Many times ive sat there with them going on about some inter-race stuff and not even mentioned the action on the track. Sometimes I wonder if they are actually watching the same race.
I'm afraid I'm no fan of Parrish either, I just find him a bit of a twat when he's commentating and not exactly accurate in what he says, almost as though he's playing a game on his iphone the entire race and looking up every other lap.
i have time for Penis (so to speak) because i often find him quite dry, and at least he's swung a leg over a race bike...okay, he can be a bell end, but why for instance did they have that irish twat from the Everest double glazing adverts on the TT...see? Parrish is okay in that company... They are both a bit dopey at times when theres a monster crash in the background, and Cocks is trying to have a go at Parrish's age, or lack of track suck-sess....i think they only noticed Tomizawa's crash when a bit of brain and skull fragments hit the commentary box.
"the more cocks on tv the better"... my other half shrieked when i told her of your rant - she thinks they are a good double act. seriously they arent too bad. much worse out there... but youve got a f*ckin cheek anyway funkyskimper - you dont even buy a TV licence you have no right to watch BBC. your confession will be forwarded to capita as we speak they are gathering evidence
