Charlie Cocks

Discussion in 'Racing & Bike Sport' started by funkyrimpler, Oct 21, 2013.

  1. No-one's mentioned Nick Harris yet. Christ that bloke gets on my nerves. He's got the credentials alright, but as a commentator he's fucking useless. Gavin Emmett, on the other hand, is pretty good, but lacks character.
     
  2. He is infact a bel*end... no doubt about it, gives me the rage. The next time he says "that bikes got so much mumbo" I will literally murder the cat!

    I think we need a shake up, Matt Roberts would be good alongside Whitham for example. Toby Moody is good but Jules is a bit 'breathy' and it gets on my nerves.
     
  3. I rather like Neil Spalding, even though he sounds like he's about to commit suicide most of the time. The rest of the Eurosport team can fuck off. To be honest I don't think you can beat Whitham/Burnicle for entertainment.
     
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  4. Ahh come on Figgy, Nick Harris is pure old school Oxford. He can't help it....oh and he owns the production company that Dorna use for all the English language products, so he ain't going anywhere.
    Gavin Emmett is brill :upyeah:
     
  5. no bastard coppers gonna take me alive..

    BBC iPlayer - MotoGP: 2013: Phillip Island
     
  6. whose that useless flap of foreskin that commentates on football and robot wars? Big fat lump of lard...we should count our blessings...he could be doing the commentary.
     
  7. Thought you didn't buy in to the whole tv thing, especially the beeb. Enjoy scrounging of my hard-earned ;-)

    Whitham and Barnacle? Ones a self obsessed ego maniac the other a bumbling old fool.

    Think Hayden is better and always like hodgson. But what's with wsbk? It seemed so dull yawn and the pics pretty poor.

    Didn't realise how long parish and cocks had been working together until I heard them on the foggy sbk YouTube clips, sounds like them anyway
     
  8. A team of four Witham , Hodgson , Byrne , and Haydon as the bumbling dummy .
     
  9. Couldn't have put it better myself.
     
  10. I thought Carl Cox was the slickest and most enthusiastic voice I've heard on race day for years. Well spotted.
     
  11. how many more cocks are there going to be on moto gp..id never heard of carl cox, but he seemed like an affable enough bloke..its not often you see someone on these things with a personality.
     
  12. we need a nice bit of intelligent fanny frankly.

    something preferably taller than the park ferme enclosure hoarding that shows a bit of tit with a cheecky attitude.

    she doesnt have to know alot about bikes but it helps as long as theres time to knock one out before the warm up lap...
     
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  13. Hmm, wonder if Rachel Riley knows owt about bike...
     
  14. or her of countdown

    dada dada dadadada booom
     
  15. jesus fekkin christ...i physically recoiled back from the computer screen when i scrolled down then.....fekk sake man!!
     
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  17. He's a DJ by all accounts, a very successful one too. Well done that man

    She lives around the corner from me
     
  18. It's no worse than your recent pictorial contributions...
     
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  19. At least Clare Balding has her own teeth
     
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