Are men getting smaller

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Martin o, Oct 24, 2013.

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  1. Lol that conjures up some images
    What about your feet :-D
     
    #21 Ducbird, Oct 25, 2013
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  2. Lots of fatties in here. :tongue:

    I'm 48 and I can still wear 30" waist Levi's. I eat lard, smoke tabs and drink beer too.

    I also have all my own hair.

    Shame about my face really.
     
    #22 bootsam, Oct 25, 2013
  3. Well yes, you big blokes do. It's getting to the point that some of you look like you are riding mini-motos (no offence, or nuffin :wink:)

    Ducatis are exactly the right size for me (well, excluding maybe the multistrada - and I would probably look silly on that); in fact, the 899 would be perfect - now there's a thought... :smile:
     
    #23 stray cat, Oct 25, 2013
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  4. They keep tripping over my balls :biggrin:
     
    #24 Jonnybiscuit, Oct 25, 2013
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  5. You should tuck em in ya socks.....just dont ride any Unicycles.
     
    #25 749si, Oct 25, 2013
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  6. Or a Pogo Stick :biggrin:
     
    #26 Jonnybiscuit, Oct 25, 2013
  7. Mmmm is that a custard cream over there
     
    #27 Ducbird, Oct 25, 2013
  8. Custard creams are rubbish biscuits. Like Bourbons. They are biscuits of the last resort. Now a nice Ginger cream or a Tunnocks wafer mmm, now theyre proper biscuits. Custard creams are pikey biccies. :tongue:

    McVities ginger nuts mmmmm, especially if theyve slightly gone soft.....dribble...
     
    #28 bootsam, Oct 25, 2013
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  9. Get back to yer dancing cats, ya skinny Poof. At 10 stone, what could you possibly know about biscuits :biggrin:
     
    #29 Jonnybiscuit, Oct 25, 2013
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  10. Certainly is. As they say, there's no substitute for CCs :upyeah:
     
    #30 Jonnybiscuit, Oct 25, 2013
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  11. I am a biscuit expert. I thus conclude that CC's are shite pikey gypo biscuits. I have concluded this from years of study and extensive testing. The custard cream is suitable only for old ladies, thus I can only conclude that you are indeed an old biddie who smells of wee.
     
    #31 bootsam, Oct 25, 2013
  12. Ginger biscuits are only any good if home mace - that goes for most apart from chocolate hob nobs
     
    #32 Char, Oct 25, 2013
  13. Anything that contains Ginger is the work of the Devil !!!!!!

    Now a nice Rich tea with a skim of butter, now thats a Biscuit
     
    #33 749si, Oct 25, 2013
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  14. Two rich teas sanwiched with butter is even better. Makes a custard cream look positively anaemic.

    Jamaica Ginger cake may be satans favourite slice of cake but the devil not only has the best tunes she also has the best snacks.
     
    #34 bootsam, Oct 25, 2013
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  15. Blimey what have I started lol
    :-D
     
    #35 Ducbird, Oct 25, 2013
  16. I know, it's crackers in't it :tongue:
     
    #36 Jonnybiscuit, Oct 25, 2013
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  17. Blimey Viv trust you to kick it all off :biggrin:
     
    #37 749si, Oct 25, 2013
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  18. doughnut :tongue:
     
    #38 finm, Oct 25, 2013
  19. Hows that for a custard cream !!! custardcream5[1].jpg

    custardcream5[1].jpg
     
    #39 749si, Oct 25, 2013
  20. How's this for someone who needs to get out more :rolleyes: HobNob2_zpsa30de855.jpg

    HobNob2_zpsa30de855.jpg
     
    #40 Jonnybiscuit, Oct 25, 2013
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