Wimmin and their bits!

obviously she must wipe back to front

 

aw boak! i knew i shouldnt have read all this thread!

 

Can't be any worse than a pork scratching, surely...

 

Mine likes it in the ear...........she always turns to one side when.......................oh, never mind..........

 

We've seen pictures of her. Perhaps you're better off sticking with the ear...

 

.......fuckin ell.....has it come to this............

 

I bet you ain't..........

 

Mistaken identity old boy; I was thinking of funky's delightful missus...an image that's burned into my retinas:frown:

 

Trust me Tel, this is one picture you do not want to see. It was bad enough for Matt to delete asap...

 

Jeez I feel even more abnormal !
I've never in my life huddled in some pub corner or anywhere discussing my bits or anyone else's ......
I've never used a partners bank account or credit card ....
I was stunned when I heard a chap just used to hand the plastic over with a " budget" for the Mrs to use .. A £200 pair of shoes was fine .

I've never asked about a mans salary.
I've been more interested in the person then what's in the bank.
If I want something I've always saved or worked for it rather then ask or expect stuff !

I don't ask many questions to be honest !
As long as I'm not quizzed to death I'm fine .

Got divorced said just give me my absolute and get lost!!!!!

Hmmmm .... I'm as poor as a church mouse and have not one pair of expensive shoes lol

 

Your not the first person who's said that!!!!!!
I'm a bloke minus bits who wears lipstick and has ... Omg I have some questions to ask my parents.... I'm wondering if I was born as " Martin" !
Apparently it's like dating your best male friend but I wear makeup and have boobs !
I don't have a deep voice or an Adams Apple ...
Shoot me please I am fecking useless to womankind.

 

Or a perfect role model.......

 

Nor did I.

 

And there's me thinking they spoke through them..