You're in for a tree't today then, I oak you're ready for acorny pun post. I already have some puns planted in my mind, but I'll have to branch out and think of some more. I pine for the day when these puns willow come in useful, so I've decided to stick to the subject.
The stick dwellers have treeted themselves to log burners to get rid of the treemendous amount of dead wood, tree usual countree rubbish autumn leaves behind due to the Conservatree party whittling away to fill their trunk withy our cash.