Undeniable truths

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MrAliT, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. What do you know to be true....without a shadow of a doubt.

    Toast will fall butter side down.

    You'll only get a puncture within 500 miles of fitting a new tyre.

    Telling a cat lover you don't like cats means they will hate you forever.
     
    #1 MrAliT, Nov 22, 2013
  2. Fat people will kill for a greggs
     
    #2 Baldyboy, Nov 22, 2013
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  3. my bike always seems to have something wrong with it :biggrin:
     
    #3 johnboy, Nov 22, 2013
  4. I'm not nearly as swerve, sophisticated and debonair as I think I am.
     
    #4 bootsam, Nov 22, 2013
  5. Or as good at speeling as you think you are :smile:
     
    #5 El Toro, Nov 22, 2013
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  6. spelling is over rated
     
    #6 finm, Nov 22, 2013
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  7. Fat lasses do sweat badly.
     
    #7 El Toro, Nov 22, 2013
  8. "What's going on?" is something that is only ever said by people on TV soaps...
     
    #8 JR45, Nov 22, 2013
  9. Them Dyson Ball Cleaners are rubbish - you're better off with soap and a flannel
     
    #9 wroughtironron, Nov 22, 2013
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  10. If you bin something that has been in your shed for ten years, completely unused - you will need it within a week...
     
    #10 JR45, Nov 22, 2013
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  11. It could have been a Freudian slip. :tongue: I at least spelt 'swerve' correctly.

    You won't catch me with my trousers
     
    #11 bootsam, Nov 22, 2013
  12. When you watch tv and actors are eating at a table, they always sit in a semi-circle
     
    #12 wroughtironron, Nov 22, 2013
  13. Wives can learn an awful lot from history.

    That's why you should remember to delete it
     
    #13 wroughtironron, Nov 22, 2013
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  14. How else would you clean your testicles?
     
    #14 keith916, Nov 22, 2013
  15. My hair is never coming back....ever :mad:
     
    #15 mattmccabebrown, Nov 22, 2013
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  16. If a dog ever appears in a soap opera something bad is about to happen...
     
    #16 JR45, Nov 22, 2013
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  17. My doctor was checking my balls for any lumps the other day.

    It got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.
     
    #17 wroughtironron, Nov 22, 2013
  18. If you say "don't" to a 3 year old boy..... It'll happen
     
    #18 MrAliT, Nov 22, 2013
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  19. Jeremy Kyle is a knob
     
    #19 abmatt2002, Nov 22, 2013
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  20. I'm a celebrity..... Get me out of here.

    Has no celebrities in it what so ever.
     
    #20 abmatt2002, Nov 22, 2013
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