Undeniable truths

Set aside time to do something, and another thing will come along to throw the spanner in the works

 

Alcohol does not solve any problems


but then again, neither does milk

 

Alcohol does not solve any problems.

But it sure as hell blots them out for a while

 

Good judgement comes from experience...
Unfortunately experience tends to come from poor judgement...

 

I used to be indecisive but now, I'm not so sure.

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There are many things better than a slap in the face with a used tampon.

 

At the very heart of what appears to be simplicity you will always find complexity.

 

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Douglas Adams

 

The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other about reality; religious doctrine is a system designed to keep us lying to each other until Kingdom Come.

 

If it disagrees with experiment, it’s wrong. And that simple statement is the key to science. It doesn’t make a difference how beautiful your guess is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are, who made the guess, or what his name is. If it disagrees with experiment, it’s wrong. That’s all there is to it.

Richard Feyman

 

There is pleasure in recognising old things from a new viewpoint.

Richard Feynman

 

customers can be wrong!

 

That during at least one wash a weeks socks will be assimilated

 

And us old people get pissed off very easily:wink:

 

Be kind to your knees ,you'll miss them when their gone

 

Everybody wants to see justice done - to somebody else.

 

If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

 

Technically, alcohol is a solution

 

Tits are great

 

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