Alarming Cucumber!

its a sign, you is feckd

 

It's an x-ray of Fig's hangover - eyes like piss-holes in the snow

 

Aww, he's sad:frown:

 

mad or green with envy?

 

as a?

 

cucumber sandwiches? Oooh lah de dah. You got the vicar and his wife popping round for tea?

 

Much as I admire your dancing cat avatar I have to take issue with your lah de dah (bad spelling ) comment about cucumber . What is vicar invitingly posh about having some cucumber in a sandwich ? Its not as if Nelson said he was making a cucumber sandwich with nothing else in it . Cucumber with cheese , with chicken, with tuna and so on. Or as he has helpfully told us, cucumber with horse.
By the way , I think the face in the cucumber may be George Best . Certainly isnt Jebus.

 

Ah. The Cucumber Popular Front. Wondered whether they'd make an appearance. Thanks you. I have now taken note of your username for future scrutiny.

The cucumber is synonymous with Vicars and Tea. Everyone knows that. Even Nelson despite his shortcomings. Which he bravely battles against on a daily basis. The cucumber is just another burden for him to overcome. I hope you are happy with that. Fascist.

 

Are you a member of the organisation that is our nemesis.....TWAT, Tomatoes Will Always Triumph ?

 

I took a pic of a piece of ginger in the supermarket a few months ago..let me dig it out ( pardon the pun...lol )

Its worth the wait !!

 

Fuck off, theyre not nearly radical enough. I am someone who just Cannot Understand Normal Thinking.

 

Excellent work, made me laugh out loud. I`m supposed to be dealing with an important financial document at work but think I`ll have to give up and get a coffee !