Sat at home bored shitless, should be out in the shed but I can't be bothered with it, so I'm gonna sit here scratching my nuts til the pub opens. For the love of god, entertain me now!
Isn't scratching your bollox entertainment enough? It is for me (my bollox not yours you understand) :tongue:
Improve your shed interior so you WANT to spend time in there!! :tongue: Nice flock wall paper and a log burner for starters.
Something for the pair of you... Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Personal Care heh!