Strange things in the shed....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Apr 1, 2014.

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  1. Odd items kept in sheds revealed
    A survey of 1,500 people in the UK has shown 9% of people keep unhealthy snacks in their sheds, while 8% hide cigarettes.
    The top ten most unusual items kept in sheds, complied by Shed of the Year sponsors Cuprinol, are:
    1 Relatives' ashes
    2 Human skeleton
    3 Camel's head
    4 Stuffed alligator
    5 Old breast implants
    6 Photographs of an ex-partner
    7 Tattoo gun
    8 Badger's skull
    9 A grave stone
    10 Wisdom teeth

    Somehow, I bet the Forum users can easily top that lot
     
    #1 wroughtironron, Apr 1, 2014
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  2. Yep......I have the skeleton of an ex-partner and a stuffed camel with breast implants.........
     
    #2 Ghost Rider, Apr 1, 2014
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  3. A collection of empty crisp packets from the 1960's to the present day.
     
    #3 Stressed Hippo, Apr 1, 2014
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  4. a ducati owner with unused and rusty tools
     
    #4 finm, Apr 1, 2014
  5. I have about 15 years worth of damp Interiors International magazines and a corner ready to put a stuffed Wantz
     
    #5 Char, Apr 1, 2014
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  6. I keep all the receipts from my bike rebuilds in mine,
     
    #6 Roadtrip, Apr 1, 2014
  7. I don't even have a shed.
    Maybe I should get James May on the case.
     
    #7 gliddofglood, Apr 1, 2014
  8. I've got Kelly Brook, John Reynolds and Mika Hakkinen in mine.
     
    #8 figaro, Apr 2, 2014
  9. Okay, well, there are two freezers, some garden furniture, two old golf bags, the lawnmower, some old shitty tools, all my nice tools, my Ducati mat, my track fairings and my bike.
    I know craa zeee huh :Walkingdead:
     
    #9 mattmccabebrown, Apr 2, 2014
  10. I specialise in half used bags of mortar, long since "gone off", bottles of cleaning fluids with ripped/missing labels, old number plates from previous cars/bikes, and my original divorce file....

    Happy Days
     
    #10 wroughtironron, Apr 2, 2014
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  11. Toads...........
     
    #11 timberwolf, Apr 3, 2014
  12. Any wet sprockets?
     
    #12 Stressed Hippo, Apr 3, 2014
  13. Two lawn mowers, two strimmers, two spades, two forks, two shovels, two rakes...........what else would you expect with a Gemini?
     
    #13 Ghost Rider, Apr 3, 2014
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  14. Lithuanians
     
    #14 Cranker V2, Apr 3, 2014
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  15. The toads will be evicted next week i am afraid as the sheds finally coming down and the replacement going up. I am a little concerned though as I don't want to harm the things but the girlfriend reckons they will not survive if i relocate them nearby.
     
    #15 timberwolf, Apr 3, 2014
  16. I keep moisture from previous rain showers in mine, which I capture using a strategically placed hole in the roof. The rain from previous precipitation can then be retained for future enjoyment, especially after a particularly delightful rain shower which you may or may not wish to share with friends.
     
    #16 pingping010101, Apr 3, 2014
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  17. I had a hand cranked water pump until yesterday when I refurbished it and moved it on to a better place where someone will actually use it to pump water.
     
    #17 Red998, Apr 3, 2014
  18. Jehovah Witnesses.
     
    #18 Nelson, Apr 3, 2014
  19. Two minds.
     
    #19 Pete1950, Apr 3, 2014
  20. As from yesterday I am now shedless.My son and his friend did a demolition job on the old one and it now lives in a skip on the driveway.Mrs Mervyn is going to buy me a massive shed for me to keep more bikes that I can't ride.:upyeah:
    The last shed was full of rubbish,the new shed will be kept spotless:Angelic:
     
    #20 mervyn, Apr 3, 2014
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