Strange things in the shed....

I don't have any where to keep my bike when I get home, so Im going to buy another. Apparently a problem shared is a problem solved?

 

what two minds in your shed

 

I had a toad in my cellar a few years ago. I couldn't see how it could get out, though I had a pretty good idea of how it got in. Although there was probably quite a lot of food for it, it seemed a bit of miserable life, as unless a toad of the opposite sex fell into my cellar, it was always going to be "unfulfilled". So I liberated it and put in an interesting part of the garden. I discovered it half-eaten a few days later.
Oh well. It's the thought that counts.

 

Boy, have I got them......they drive me (and him) round the bend

 

I once had a stripper in my shed.

 

Please tell me someone has the skeleton of a camel they used to be married to, stuffed full of cigarettes

 

A recumbent tricycle.

 

a unicycle.

 

My sister kept her long dead Iquana in the freezer for a about two years. It was just this giant iguana popsicle. She wanted to bury it properly, but didn't get around to it. Didn't even put it in a bag or anything :Muted:

 

I know. My sister is bloody cray-zee. You'd like her

 

Pictures needed of both the sister and the dead reptile.

 

errrr, it was about 15 years ago and my sister is now the size of a small semi detached in Wiltshire...and that's being kind

 

Another promising thread takes a nosedive.