Ten Rules

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pete1950, Apr 20, 2014.

  1. Aka ' get your retaliation in first'......
     
  2. How cunning to have "think for yourself" in a list of rules .
     
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  3. Thicky TT. Thats not what that means. It says if someone else can do something so can you. Do not be limited by your own belief in what you can do. Look if this moron can do it then so can you. It was written by Silvanus Thompson on the inside of the best calculus book you will ever need. Derivatives? Integrals? Piece of piss.
     
  4. i believe it is ...do it to them before they do it to you.....:upyeah: works for me..
     
  5. 1: It's not who has the biggest stick but who is able to ram it in the other one's eye first.
     
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  6. Petes world..

     
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  7. 3 rules of life.Lose shoes. Tight pussy.and a warm place to shit
     
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  8. That's the one religions miss out.
     
  9. Rule # 1.Never ever tell someone off in front of others,
    Rule # 2.Never take away someone's self respect.
    Rule # 3.A fool is someone that makes the same mistake twice.
    Rule # 4.Respect is not a god given right,it has to be earnt
    Rule # 5..Don't tell me what you're going to do,tell me what you've done.
    Rule # 6.Real leadership is about rallying people to a common cause,not barking orders.
    Rule # 7.Don't get mad,just get even.
     
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  10. Wisdom is found on the back of a bleach bottle.
    "Stand upright in a cool place"...:cool:
     
  11. I disagree with that one. I prefer people to tell me what they're going to do - much better than it coming as a total surprise.
     
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  12. Never buy a Rolex from a bloke who's out of breath
     
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  13. 1. Kill All Humans
    2. Party On.
     
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  14. So Andy, enjoying the Police then ;)...please don't arrest me :Sorry:
     

  15. ummmm, I know who Sylvanus P. Thompson is - I am his biggest fan. I've got all his albums, and his latest cookery book - outstanding stuff.

    I sprinkle derivatives on my breakfast cornflakes and as for integrals, I munch them whilst mowing the lawn. Simultaneous equations? - well they get done at the same time....

    "Thicky TT" - bit harsh (on this occasion, most of the time , yes!), there are no Blurred Lines in my post, as you will see.

    Speaking of which, my post. Yes.

    My post did not quote yours or make any reference to it - mine spoke about following rules, NOT following fools, and my stand alone post could therefore only be a direct observation on the OP post - the ludicrous idea of following some rules dreamt up by some professor named after a fish ( sounding a bit Pythonesque?).

    Methinks you must have spent too much time aboard The Ship....

    :)
     
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  16. His latest cookery book was rubbish. He went all commercial after the calculus book. Maths in the Kitchen failed to stimulate conjecture amongst his peers and the eulogy by Ainsley Harriot just demonstrated just how far his convergence to mediocrity had reached.

    Simultaneous differential equations would be more suited to mowing the lawn. This only further illustrates how correct my original thesis was as it has been correlated by your own admission.

    I am off to iron and label my socks.
     

  17. thats wrong, thats wrong, thats soooooo WRONG.....





    you must label your socks BEFORE ironing- now that is a rule you must follow.
     
  18. You two are sick in the head.





    You use a trouser press for socks, duh.
     
  19. You will never reach the 10th level of mathematician without first overcoming your prejudices.
     
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