Dear Neighbours...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by JerryXt, Apr 27, 2014.

  1. I'm very sorry, but this afternoon when I was cleaning my bicycles, enjoying the peace and quiet of my garden and your screaming children made themselves heard over my headphones for an hour or more... Well, I just had to let my screaming child have her moment.

    Sorry if 998ccs of shouty Ducati made you all go inside and your whole house shake again, but I had to make sure she ran ok. You understand?
     
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  2. Oh yeah
     
  3. Our neighbour's dog crapped in our garden, so my wife told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.

    I don't see what that solved - now we've still got dog shit in our garden and the neighbours have got our shovel.
     
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  4. hell yeah
     
  5. know somebody who executed that properly, their neighbour was bent over doing her gardening when the still warm and steaming excrement hit target

    neighbours never spoke again and dog never strayed off property again - top result
     
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  6. To you, does "neighbour" mean somebody you know and like? Or does it just mean anybody who happens to live nearby?
     
  7. the newer, common usage Pete :)
     
  8. To Jerry, it means the family in the next field... Lol
     
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  9. should be on for Valencia then...............:rolleyes:
     
  10. Thanks, but I'm still mystified. So which usage do you think is the newer, or the more common?
     
  11. We are discussing what a neighbour is now?

    Whoa.
     
  12. everybody needs good neighbours..
     
  13. You watch too much daytime TV, Andy :eek:
     
  14. That's what the thread is about, isn't it?
     
  15. no...... the thread is about the annoying fooking kids next door and getting a bit of pay back....its always good to have an understanding of the facts...:rolleyes:
     
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  16. i am officially blind1
     
  17. ... and the fact is, this thread is titled "Dear Neighbours". Perhaps you didn't notice.
     
  18. perhaps i need to type in bigger letters than anyone else........

    Sometimes a thread is more than just the opening title......i thought you were the master investigator...
     
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  19. No such concept!
     
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