Is It Me

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by mervyn, May 1, 2014.

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  1. It will only get worse or better depending on your outlook. Take what you need. Reject the rest.
     
    #21 bootsam, May 1, 2014
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  2. You could use Outlook but for most folks, a web-based email client is sufficient.

    Not for Glidd though, obviously :)
     
    #22 Loz, May 1, 2014
  3. Or I could just write a letter.
     
    #23 bootsam, May 1, 2014
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  4. I did say no technical replies.;) I didn't understand any of that.:)
     
    #24 mervyn, May 1, 2014
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  5. If in doubt, give it a clout. How's that Merv..?
     
    #25 figaro, May 1, 2014
  6. The skill of the IT engineer is knowing exactly what component to clout, and how hard to clout it.

    I once talked a remote user - a real technophobe - through the process of clouting her keyboard, with a successful outcome. Some of my best work ...
     
    #26 Loz, May 1, 2014
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  7. Can't go wrong with that Fig.
     
    #27 mervyn, May 1, 2014
  8. Its the same with modern bikes these days,Err,shall I ride with the traction control on 1,2 or 3,shall I ride with the engine brake on 3???,should I set my digital speedo to show ambient temp or MPG and if so should it be average or actual.
    I just want to ride and enjoy a quick spin on my bike FFS.......:)
     
    #28 stu-pendus, May 1, 2014
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  9. Sums it up nicely
     
    #29 bigredduke, May 1, 2014
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  10. I nearly wet myself with laughter-wonderful.:upyeah:
     
    #30 mervyn, May 1, 2014
  11. Auld bastards, the lot of you!

    :p
     
    #31 efcbluepete, May 1, 2014
  12. i'm not old i just wont be a slave to that particular machine.
    i stayed at the hilton for a long week end last week and pretty much every one including their kids where sat staring in to latest portable mind fuck. robots the lot of them.
     
    #32 finm, May 2, 2014
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  13. IT engineers, they're a breed apart, they seem to have their own language, be completely unable to explain anything in plain English, the kit we have is always shite and the only solution is to upgrade everything at vast cost, and of course their infamous mantra " have you tried turning it off and then on again" :Banghead:
     
    #33 Carlos Fandango, May 2, 2014
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  14. Are you my MD? :p
     
    #34 El Toro, May 2, 2014
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  15. "Switch it off, and switch it on again."

    75% of the time, that works every time.
     
    #35 Loz, May 2, 2014
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    #36 Nelson, May 2, 2014
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  17. I havent told anyone to swtich off and back on again this morning but there's always hope....its friday so im planning on trying to wing most of it if i can...

     
    #37 comfysofa, May 2, 2014
  18. I think I have now got a hang on the jargon.Perhaps I can now understand technology a bit better?:upyeah:
     
    #38 mervyn, May 2, 2014
  19. Move everything to Apple. You may be in the clutches of the giant US corporation but the ease of use and simplicity of moving things around, synchronising etc is worthwhile. I consider people who bang on about Windows and Android to be at least two castes below me.
     
    #39 Count, May 2, 2014
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  20. The feeling's mutual.
     
    #40 Pete1950, May 2, 2014
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